There's this blog out there, which I guess can be categorized in the same genre as Fat and Furry. One exception, this fool is a major hater. The title of the blog is Fuck You, Penguin and the premise is to harp on small animals and tell them "what's what". He may have an unconventional angle that would knock the socks off Cute Overload's lightly coddled creature brigade, but for me, there is a reason why we speak of these fur-filled delights with an obnoxious sweetness.
The animals we all know and love aren't bothering anyone by just being their cute selves. It's like ragging on the popular girl at school because you're jealous of her looks. Well, show your face, man. I'd like to see just how cute you really are. You're probably heinous...an abomination of the human race. The only joy you have in life is to criticize little animals for being curious about things like broccoli or reprimand infant lemurs for hugging a teddy bear, assuming its his mother.
Do these things really offend you? I bet you have a room full of animal clippings stained with blood on your bedroom wall. Small knives scattered around and make sacrificial offerings to yourself just so you can get away with animal murder.
You have taken a piece of my soul with the upkeep of this abhorrent blog. You should be ashamed. Get yourself a pet or rest in hell.
2 comments:
f you, penguin is comical and sarcastic, but at the end of the day cute animals just need some love. their brains are small. let's not drink the hatorade.
Uhm, EASY there, lady.
I think it's pretty much a joke, like the old Fake Steve Jobs blog.
I just read through it, and nowhere do I get the impression it's meant to be taken seriously ;o)
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